I have created a list of shady captions with different categories to help you cast shadow on your ex, haters and doubters via Instagram or other social media.
Sometimes you have to cast a real shadow on Instagram to silence your haters and doubters. In these times, you need some worse Instagram captions to show your attitude.
Here are the Shady Captions for Instagram.
- Sometimes you have to be a beauty and a beast.
- Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
- Hi stalker. I’m still fantastic. Thanks for checking me out.
- Do it for the people who want to see you fail.
- If Karma doesn’t hit you, I’ll gladly do it.
- Casting shadows won’t help you shine.
- Roses are red Violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?
- You may need to eat some makeup so you can be beautiful on the inside too.
- So take back all that bullshit you gave me.
- I live my life fast forward, but they haters want to rewind me.
- Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your problems.
- Don’t confuse my kindness with weakness.
- I don’t cast a shadow, I overshadow you.
- You are italic, I am bold.
- If I were you, I’d like to be myself too.
- Not everyone has to like me. I can’t force you to have good taste.
- I honor you with my presence.
- Too bad you can’t photoshop an ugly personality!
- Even my middle finger is bigger than your heart.
- My phone’s battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Shady captions for your ex
You finally got your ex out of your life. Then it’s time to destroy by burning your ex. The time has finally come to make your ex realize what they have done. The time has come to be fierce.
Use these captions to shade your ex on Instagram.
- Thanks for the memories, even if they weren’t that great.
- Your loss, honey.
- What a nice surprise to finally discover how lonely being alone can be.
- I don’t have Ex’s, I have Y’s. Like “the hell did I date you?
- Don’t come back when you realize I’m rare.
- The real reason I’m over you is because now I see who you really are.
- My ex had a really nasty habit. To breathe.
- Ever looked at your ex and wondered, “Was I drunk the whole relationship?
- EX means: Thanks for the experience…our time has passed…Leave my life now.
- If they’re stupid enough to run away, be smart enough to let them go.
- You take my love for granted, I just don’t understand.
- I’m just saying I’ve never seen my ex and satan in the same room.
- Never love someone who treats you like you are ordinary.
- You learn more about someone at the end of a relationship than at the beginning.
- My ex is living proof of how stupid I can be.
- Do not be sorry. Your trust was my fault, not yours.
- If you’re happy and you know it, thank your ex!
- Fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness. Not an idiot forcing you to be normal.
- Once your ex sees you smiling, that’s when they want you back.
- The best revenge is to smile and move on.
Shadow Throwing Quotes
If you’re looking to shade your critics and the two-faced people, you’ve come to the right place. Believe me, sometimes it’s absolutely necessary to insult these two-faced and haters to get them to shut up. You can start using captions to help them realize their worth. Plus, you look extra cool in front of your followers.
Here are the best shadow-casting captions.
- Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
- Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate and appreciate you.
- underestimate me. That will be fun.
- I’m in my own job, you’re not in my category.
- Do it for the people who want to see you fail.
- I don’t think you’re stupid. You’re just unlucky if you think.
- Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time.
- By the power that belongs to me, I now declare you blocked and removed. You can kiss my *ss now.
- To my haters, don’t worry about my life, it’s not for you.
- Bitch, you’re so fake Barbie looks real.
- Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
- Those who wrong you will eventually face their own karma.
- Shuffle until your haters ask you to hire someone.
- If you don’t like it and still watch everything I do, b*tch, you’re a fan.
- If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb on your ego and jump to your IQ.
- Hate me for who I am, I don’t care. At least I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not.
- Know yourself, know your worth.
- If you have a problem with me, write it on a piece of paper, fold it and tape it to your ass.
Bonus Shady Captions
For fake friends
- Lord, protect me from fake friends; I can take care of my enemies.
- Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they are scattered everywhere.
- Fake friends are like shadows: always near you in your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.
- Letting go of toxic people in your life is a big step in loving yourself.
- As usual, there’s a great woman behind every idiot.
- There are two perfectly good men, one dead and the other unborn.
- Men are like a deck of cards. You will occasionally find a king, but most of them are jacks.
- You can’t force a man to treat you right, but you can make him wish he did.