50+ Trending Portland Captions

  • Keep calm and love Portland.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a plane ticket to Portland and that’s basically the same thing.
  • Portland is where young people retire.
  • My mind is happy when I am in Portland.
  • Meet me in Portland.
  • A bad day in Portland is better than a good day anywhere else.

Trending Portland Captions

Trending Portland Captions
  • Made in Portland.
  • Portland isn’t building a mile of road with a mile of bike path.
  • In Portland you can always spot a tourist: they have an umbrella.
  • I only have two words for you: Portland, Oregon.
  • Portland: City of Roses.

Famous Captions in Portland

Famous Captions in Portland
  • Happiness is not a state of mind, but a trip to Portland.
  • Portland is where my heart is.
  • I speak only Portland.
  • I’d rather be in Portland.
  • Keep Portland weird.
  • Live, love, Portland.
  • This is Portland: the city you’ve heard you should like.
  • Portland is my therapy.
  • Portland is calling, and I have to go.
  • Welcome to Portland.
  • Only in Portland.
  • Portland is a beautiful place to live
  • Portland is where young people retire.
  • Keep Portland weird.
  • Portland is where my heart is.
  • I’d rather be in Portland.
  • Live, love, Portland.
  • A bad day in Portland is better than a good day anywhere else.
  • In Portland you can always spot a tourist: they have an umbrella.
  • You travel the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say, “Terry? That’s a girl’s name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
  • I was on the Oregon trail and…
  • Nailed this dad joke on a 6-hour drive to Oregon
  • You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you.
  • I made a donation to the local Goodwill in Portland, Oregon. I think you can call me an organ donor.
  • Portland, Oregon won’t build a mile of road without a mile of bike path. †
  • Anyone living in Oregon must be really lucky.
  • I wish there was a healthier Republican party in the state of Oregon.
  • Oregon is an inspiration. †
  • I’ve never left Oregon in all my life.
  • The man who owned that island was from Oregon and he decided he wanted an Oregon feel to it, so he planted pine trees everywhere!
  • Wendy Williams career should play Oregon Trail…
  • In addition to hydropower, Oregon and the Northwest have pioneering companies that are leaders in eco-friendly energy technology.
  • Oregon welcomed me like a beloved child, hugged me in her cool arms, dampened my turbulent thoughts, and promised peace through her whispering pines.
  • My dream is to open Oregon Pizzas…
  • This activist loves Oregon more than life. †
  • Look at a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin.
  • Oregon: Union State
  • BEHOLD my huge, throbbing Oregon
  • We love dreamers
  • It’s OR-EE-GUN, idiot!
  • She flies with her own wings
  • Things look different here
  • Pacific Ocean Wonderland